Tuesday, October 28, 2008

The Scene
Have you ever been asked to sprint while dragging dead weight? That's what I've been doing at work. For a month. In Manolos. I'm exhausted.



The Outfit
Fashion District top
Banana Republic cardigan
Theory Pants



The Accessories
Louis Vuitton Speedy and earrings
Manolo Blahnik peep toes
Banks & Biddle bangle



The Grade
E for Eh







The Commentary
No energy to try and look cute this am. But, sigh, somehow I managed it ;)

Remember when I wore this top out for a birfday party at Brass Monkey? Just a quick switcharoo on styling - staid slacks, monocramatic heels, a boyfriend cardigan and a Speedy instead of a clutch - and voila! it's work appropriate.



Am obsessed with how much this inexpensive Nana sweater looks like this season's Thakoon. Am going to have to wear it with a flowered dress before 2008 is done.









Need bolder animal print in my life. Meow.




Nothin like it to shoo away the work doldrums and make me feel Leo-licious. Powerful. Fierce.








Have my little eye focused in on Louis Vuitton leopard prints for Spring.



Marc threw everything but the kitchen sink on that runway - tribal, feathers, obis, see through, leopard. And the fashion world is eating it up. Me? I say, Meh!







Though the subtle LV branding woven into the leopard spots K-I-L-L-S me!


Paired with stacks of bangles and sky polkadots. Ugh. That man just gets me.









His tassle shoes are going to be everywhere in a few months. Reserve these leopard print ones now.









Only thing better than leopard print is Obama embellished leopard print. And maybe WeeMo's Obama hair accessories.

Monday, October 27, 2008

The Scene
Bad day compounded by worse night: Mr D erased the second half of Gossip Girl. Weeping...


The Outfit
Image top
Forever 21 sweater
J Brand jeans

The Accessories
Faux Chanel earrings
Marc Jacobs shoes
Louis Vuitton bag

The Grade
B



The Commentary
Today - to kick off Halloween week - you get a headless horseman-slash-fashionista. That's like a brainless model-slash-actress ;)

Today was just a bad face day. Actually I think it's all the stress at work. Look haggard and worn down lately. Booooooo.


One year ago on October 31st I debuted this shoe/sweater/top combination. I had one of the most perfect days of my life in it. That's probably why I wore it today. As a talisman. To fortify me.


I was in New York with Sable Crow. We strolled around 30 Rock and Fifth Avenue. Lunched at Bergdorfs. Traipsed around Central Park.






Then that was followed by a night of obscene decadence. Courtesy of Jean Bean. At the Roberto Cavalli Halloween Masquerade. As Marie Antoinette.



No Halloween will ever be as grand. The empire has since fallen. We knew it was doomed to that night. So we partied like Victorian rock stars.







Today, one year later, the outfit made me feel like a pumpkin. Blah and boring and frumpy.




Not fabulous at all. Like one night last year on the roof at the Standard when I wore the top with leggings and Manolos and ruled L.A.











Funny how an outfit can be all about context. Who you are with and what you are doing can make all the difference. Sigh.








I feared the detailing on the neck of this top would get dated. But I just saw a Marc Jacobs top with similar studs. Phew ;)





Love the two tone pleats. Not very flattering but pretty to look at on the skinny.















Enjoy some pretty grays, my pretties. They match my mood ;(


































































Sunday, October 26, 2008

The Scene
Had a lovely brunch with my momma this morning in Westwood.

As we were leaving Mr. David Schwimmer waltzed in. That's him over my mom's right shoulder inside the restaurant sporting all denim. Very 90s of him






My mom thought he was much taller than she expected. Me not so much. I did think it was adorable that her sweater was conveniently wrapped exactly like Jennifer Aniston's for the Ross encounter ;)



Went from a celebrity encounter to a psycho encounter. Check this out:

I am reading a magazine at Barnes and Nobles waiting to watch Rachel Got Married. A woman approaches the newstand speaking VERY LOUDLY into her cellphone. She is meow meow meowing about how the world is going to hell in a handbasket. It registers but I don't look up.




When she starts VERY LOUDLY spewing ugly things about Obama I look up. She acknowledges me acknowledging her. Kinda bugs her eyes out me daring me to say something. Ugh, I think and keep quiet. BTW, she is probably my mom's age but looks like the Cryptkeeper. Not even kidding.


Then she proceeds to start turning over magazines on the newstand with Obama on the cover, still continuing to spew hate loudly on the phone. I stare incredulously. So does an African American woman next to me. Still I say nothing. I don't give her the satisfaction of a reaction which is clearly what she is looking for...like a child.

But when she turns over the Jet magazine that has nothing to do with Obama, I lose it. I turn it back around and hiss, What are you doing???? Bitch says, Excuse me, who is talking to you. Are you looking at that magazine.

Me: No, but other people are.
Bitch: You should mind your own business and stop being so nosy.
Me: And you should stop trying to dictate what people read. You don't have the right to censor the newstand.

She has no response for that so starts calling me names to the person she's talking to on the phone. My mom hears the kerfuffle and approaches looking ready to kill someone. She might be small but she is scary strong. I calm her down and tell her not to start anything.

But after a minute, the woman continues to turn over magazines!! The African American lady shakes her head calmly. Sadness mixes with rage in her eyes. Her stance is so dignified and yet so defeated that it makes me want to scream.

I march over to the three kids behind the counter and tell them what Bitch is up to. I tell them that I am horribly offended and that they should not stand for someone censoring their newstand, not in the United States. They are horrified and call over their manager immediately.

The manager watches her for a minute, shakes his head and firmly tells the woman to stop her idiocy. She tries to fight him but can't. She is selling crazy but no one is buying.

Desperate, she turns to me and calls me a nosy bitch. I tell her I'd rather be a nosy bitch than ignorant. She says she is not ignorant. And I say, I think you are. I think you are nothing but ignorant trash.

At this point I am shaking. 31 years of being pleasant and pleasing and lovely and appropriate go out the door. There is no filter. I am Diabolina's rage.

I am enraged for so many reasons. I am enraged at the state this country is in. I am enraged at the good old boys who got us in this financial and political mess. I am enraged that Obama is still judged by the color of his skin not the content of his character. I am enraged that friends who have done Obama phone banks tell me they can hear the racism in people's voices - in the space between the words there is hate.

I am enraged that in 2008 a dignified black woman stands by while someone offends her. I am enraged that Chowmein's beautiful brilliant children and anyone's children will have to bear wounds inflicted by ignorance. I am enraged that I have been so naive, enraged that I live in a bubble and think everyone is as accepting as I am. I am enraged that my mother just became a citizen of a country that remains racially divided, one that - on some level - still considers her and thus me second class. I am enraged.

Then as if things weren't bad enough, Bitch brings fashion into it. She says she is not trash and says just because I have a designer bag doesn't make me better than anyone. To which I reply, I don't think my bag makes me better than anyone. That's your insecurity talking. I don't think what I wear defines who I am. My actions and what I do define who I am.

And then I walked away. I was too close to lowering myself and becoming trash by continuing to engage trash.

The Outfit
Forever 21 romper
Banana Republic tank top

The Accessories
Gucci bag
Me&Ro jewelry
Forever 21 bangle
Cole Haan sandals

The Grade
A








The Commentary
Bummed this romper doesn't photograph as cool as it is. The drape is alot more flattering than it appears in the picture above. Made me feel super slinky all day.


Love the olive color and the little detailing. Very fabulous for just $15.












Reminded me of the green jumpers on the Spring Chloe runway



So seventies glam.











Also reminded me of the looks at BCBG for Spring.





Heart how so many of the rompers look like dresses.










Adoring neutrals lately.




Probably because my politics are anything but lately :)














Wore these gorg bright blue shoes to perk up the staid color of the romper. Glad I didn't really get into it with that beotch. These shoes would not have been great fighting shoes.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

The Scene
Chowmein and I have been friends for more than eleven years. Through graduate school and marriage and jobs and the birth of her children and the start of our 30s, our friendship has endured and continues to evolve. Heart her.

Sadly, ChowChow has been super stressed of late. So tonight I lined up a night of pure unadulterated fun. First stop, an all-girls karaoke par-tay courtesy of WeeMo. Last stop, a Hallowed Wiener costume soiree hosted by Silver Haired Fox and Mr. Architect.


Tonight the goal was to act like the carefree teenagers we were when we first met. So when we were discussing costumes, I had a brizilliant idea. We'd dress up like carefree teenagers - Cher and Dee from Clueless to be exact!!





You see, Clueless was one of the first things we bonded over at USC. Both being So Cal girls, we adored that movie a little too much. Quoted it like Rainmen. And yes, that's a huge Clueless poster over my bed sophomore year. And a Jean Bean napping on my bed.



But when we hit the karaoke party tonight, I'm pretty sure the record scratched. Except for WeeMo, we didn't know any of the 15 or so women in the room. And we were dressed like total clowns. Ugh. Inside joke costumes are not the best idea when most people aren't in on the joke. F.



After a few cocktails and belting out some Bon Jovi, I got over the costume awkwardness. It helped that WeeMo had no qualms about getting up and distracting from our costumes with her OOC dance moves ;)



Nothing like a girl getting her hip hop on in Tory Burch flats!!







Finally got to meet Amber from Confessions of the Pink Obsessed for the first time. Lovely lady. I'm a slave for her Britney moves!








Before the clock struck midnight, my prince Howard Stern picked us up and transported us to our final destination.

The annual halloween ball of one damn hilarious couple. I can safely say tonight the boyz outdid themselves. They dressed up as Mormon wives!!! I worship the ground they walk on.






Can't believe the night turned into Clueless meets Big Love. HILARIOUS!







All night I cackled whenever I caught a glimpse of a Mormon wife canoodling with Howard Stern.



Or with the Dread Pirate Roberts aka Sable Crow.







But my favorite thing was a Mormon wife smoking.


Fun fun fun night. Love love love Halloween.





The Outfit
Forever 21 dress
masquerading as an Alaia

The Accessories

Out of the Closet boa
Old School Cell Phone

The Grade
C+


The Commentary

Chowmein and I had originally planned on these school girl looks from Clueless. But neither of us could locate plaid on the cheap today. F.





However, she did end up rocking the knee highs. They were KILLING me all night.



Almost as much as the Mormon wives and their horrifically accurate shoe/socks combos.





I must confess that it was driving me CRAZY all night that people were clueless about our costumes. At one point, when we were flanking Mr. D, people assumed Chowmein was Robin Quivers and I was Beth O.


AS IF we'd ever coordinate our costumes around a guy. F.



Thankfully, Mr. Architect is a huge Clueless fan and put on the movie to help the rest of the party get a clue.


And finally everyone understood why I was twisting my lips up in every picture. REMEMBER HOW ODD ALICIA SILVERSTONE'S MOUTH IS ON SCREEN??

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