Monday, June 1, 2009

The Scene
Planned to take today off as a comp day for working yesterday. Was looking forward to running and catching up on some writing. But woke up feeling sick. Wah.

If you don't know what I am talking about - good for you. I on the other hand was glued to Speidi shennanigans on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here tonight. Hate myself.

Also caught Lauren's last episode of The Hills. Loooved the potato on the expensive bag and all the sidelong glances during the Speidi wedding/farce.

Mr. Diabolina claims he won't watch next season without Lauren. I say bring on that beotchy Kristen.

The Outfit
The Accessories
Phone to call the doctor
Remote Control for some sweet sweet drivel
The Grade

The Commentary
No outfit to discuss today since I spent the whole day eating furtively

And bemoaning the fact that I don't get paid to be pretty. Ironic.

I do want to say a few words about the fashion on The Hills tonight.
Thought the Monique Lhuillier was absolutely storybook stunning. Also thought it was hilarious that Heidi couldn't say Monique Lhuillier.

Think her bridesmaids did her a big disservice by not telling her that YES all that jewelry was TOO DAMN MATERIAL GIRL MUCH. And by allowing her to marry a borderline personality.

Love the Stella McCartney dress she rocked at the reception. A little played out. But that's Speidi.

Anyone know who makes that enormous clutch that Heidi's sister ruined with her potato-flinging hissy fit?

And finally do you think MTV made Lauren and Kristin wear the same color to visually pass the alpha female baton? I think it's too much of a coincidence that they matched. I much prefer Lauren's retro look. More flattering than Kirstin's floppy boob maxi.

When it comes to fashion, I am Team Lauren. But when it comes to verbal bitch slapping, Kristen is my fave. I'll take a bitchy blond over boring blond any day of the week.


tam pham said...

i hate to admit this...but Heidi looked great in the black Stella dress. too bad she looked like the New Years crystal ball with all that bling on her wedding tacky.

Unknown said...

I'm sorry you're sick!!! I hope you feel better soon., I can't believe I missed that celebrity island show ...I really wanted to see it.

...and I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING about the blue dress!! Even when the showed the preview for it I was like SURE, SURE SHE WOULD COME IN THE SAME DRESS...MTV must have set that shit up!

heidi's dress was pretty but they are such freaks!

amber said...

We've watched bits and pieces of the Speidi shenanigans on I'm a Celebrity. Jim couldn't figure out why she is so "famous" because "she really isn't that pretty." <3 him.

weezermonkey said...

Team LC all the way. I ran into Kristin at Luna Park a few years ago while waiting in line for the restroom. She cut in front of a bunch of people and then decided to make her friend wait outside as a guard as she used the men's room.


Anonymous said...

i think it's a nancy gonzalez clutch :)

WendyB said...

Hee hee! I'm a furtive eater too.

lookrichbitch said...

is it bad that i fell asleep during Lauren's last episode? i have yet to catch a rerun.


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