Pick up dinner at Un Poquito Mas tonight. Am so tired it takes me a beat to realize Nicky Hilton is standing in line in front of me. She's with that Katzenberg boyfriend that used to date one of the Olsen twins! (Yes, I hate myself for knowing these things.)
Probably didn't recognize her because she is so dressed down. She's wearing essentially the exact outfit in this picture: black hoodie and black yoga pants. Sneakers and no purse.
Plus, I am shocked that she is shorter than me. I always figured her to be at least 5'9.'' Even more shocking: he is a tad shorter than her!!! After living in this city for 3 decades, it still shocks me that stars are so small in person.
And yikes, she is TEENY TINY THIN. See this recent picture. Not natural.
She orders one small appetizer and a water. And demands no cheese, no sour cream, no flavor. Blech.
We end up having a bit of a face off at the salsa bar. Remember how I was a salsa monster the last time I was at this restuarant? Well I'm at it again today. Hording salsa at the bar like I own the joint when she comes up and tries to get up in the salsa mix. I take my time. F her. Salsa monsters cannot be rushed.
She flashes me a dirty look as I walk away. She emits a pretty witchy vibe in general but I imagine it's just cuz she's perpetually hungry.
She also looks me up and down. And zeroes in on my Chanel bag. Which she owns too. F. I wore it best.
Banana Republic cardigan
Old Navy tank
Forever 21 wood cuff
Louis Vuitton earrings
Goody hair clip
Built the outfit around these Marni shoes today. Resale. Under $100. Adore them. The perfect transitional season sandal with the chunky wood heel and autumn pallette.
Decided to combine it with this animal print tank. The last time I wore it was February when my Peaches was visiting. Decided to dress it up a bit today with the skirt and the shoes.
Have been bananas for animal prints lately. I really NEED a vintage leopard jacket this winter. Every fashionista does. Have been scouring consignment stores for nearly a decade for just the right one.
Added the light cardigan for the refrigerator that is my office. Looks alot like this granny Thakoon sweater (see more A+ cardigans in this Carrie Couture post.) Love how I got mine for $20.
Added this tri-colored cuff and the little leopard print hair clip to make me smile, make me get through the day. And finally the Chanel to tie everything together.
Glad I didn't run into Katherine Heigl at the salsa bar. Or else it would have been ON. Like Donkey Kong.