Last month I was takin care o' business when I saw this on the mirror in the potty at work. And I realized: Wow, I WOULD look great with an iPad. At least better than that smug beotch in Pepto Bismal jeans in the ad.
So I went ahead and entered a little contest my employer was having raffling off 10 iPads. And the next day, much to amazement, I found out that I was one of the international winners. Mind you, my company has 14,000 employees worldwide so winning was like finding a modern day Golden Ticket.
Before long I was bougie pigging it up with my new digital bff. I love any excuse to read and read some more.
Before you could say "lucky bitch" I was pondering what designer iPad case I should buy since I'd actually saved money by winning. I did my due dillegence online and in stores. And by week three of my search, I was leaning toward the Louis Vuitton case but the Oscar de La Renta was tempting.
Luckily I happened to visit Toys R Us for some birthday party supplies (more on that soooon!) and found a logo-emblazoned option for a much more reasonable $20.
She's going to work perfectly with my new ADORABLE ring collection - $3 for pack of six at Target. Have you EVER seen anything cuter than a DOUBLE WINKING Hello Kitty????
I mean other than me with a Hello Kitty painted face at Family Fun Day at work.