Today I experienced heaven on wheels for the first time. That's right. I finally saw her - the mythical Sprinkles Mobile.
And by "saw" I mean almost licked. JUST LOOK AT THOSE TASTY TIRES!! I wanted to fall down and worship her deliciousness. But I managed to play it cool. Just took pictures nonchalantly like this wasn't the best day of my life, like I wasn't peeing my pants excited.
Thanks to Twitter, I found out the brown truck of brown chubby girl dreams was parked just 15 minutes from my office.
I enlisted the help of the woman who taught me every pig trick I know and headed over there during lunch. I was able to waddle right up to the truck because there was NO LINE!!!!!! That's unheard of at the Beverly Hills store. (Mental note: Brentwood women do not know a good thing even if it drives right up to their doorstep. F!)
We had three flavors left to choose from: Strawberry, Black and White, and Red Velvet. Guess which one this little piggie snarfed? Hint: Which one is the yummiest and messiest and fattiest?
But my favorite part of the entire experience: free accessories touting your love for a truck that brings bougie pig dreams to the masses.