This afternoon, Mr. Diabolina picked me up from work and whisked me away for a Santa Barbara getaway. Best.boy.ever.
The last time we enjoyed a little SB weekend was Mr. D's 30th birthday. Pulled out all the stops and stayed at the Biltmore Four Seasons. Best. hotel. ever.
We fell in love with everything about it: the beach-side setting, Spanish architecture, the restaurants, the lush secret garden grounds.
Adore this hotel because it is all about the details. And so am I.
But can you believe they keept it sparkling by offering um, swim diapers. They think of everything!
Not only is the bathroom Spanish tiled perfection
But it is stocked with L'Occitane bath products. SCORE!
Not only is the shower nicer than our very nice one at home
It's got a steam setting. Can you say instant spa?
But the real piece de resistance is the Coral Casino - the adjacent beach and cabana club. It was closed for renovations during our last trip which made Mr. D obsessed with enjoying it this time.
And boy was it specfuckingtacular. This is what $65 million in rennovations looks like, ladies and germs
I've seen opulence in my day but this place takes the cake. Made us feel like country mice.
Just as I was starting to think we didn't belong (I mean we were the only kids under 50 for miles) I noticed something. Something about the awnings and the couches and the coral color scheme looked strangely familiar...
That's when I realized Mr. Diabolina 's shirt (his "candy cane" shirt) matched EVERYTHING.
The loungers and the pillows in the cabanas
Even the plates and the seat cushions
Then we noticed another man wearing a shirt that matched everything TOO!!!
It's like every old white guy got the memo. Amazing!
Emboldened by this discovery we started ducking into parts of the club that were off limits to the likes of us and generally being country mice who THINK they are big city fat cats
Enjoyed cocktails before dinner
Peeped pairs of moneyed lovers stroll on the beach.
Then we headed to one of our favorite restaurants of all time Cava. Seriously if you are ever in Monetcito you HAVE to stop.
Forever 21 dress
Truth be told I don't gravitate toward black in the summer
When the weather gets warm I instantly think color and lightness.
But a chic black dress is seasonless. Plus it can take you from a casual Friday at work to a two hour car ride to a piggie dinner.
Easy daytime separates
Or my favorite: trendy one pieces - and I'm not talking swimwear
Just promise me you'll keep the shoes interesting.
The last time we enjoyed a little SB weekend was Mr. D's 30th birthday. Pulled out all the stops and stayed at the Biltmore Four Seasons. Best. hotel. ever.
We fell in love with everything about it: the beach-side setting, Spanish architecture, the restaurants, the lush secret garden grounds.
Adore this hotel because it is all about the details. And so am I.
But can you believe they keept it sparkling by offering um, swim diapers. They think of everything!
Not only are the cozy rooms romance central
There are always little thoughtful complimentary treats to nibble
There are always little thoughtful complimentary treats to nibble
Not only is the bathroom Spanish tiled perfection
But it is stocked with L'Occitane bath products. SCORE!
Not only is the shower nicer than our very nice one at home
It's got a steam setting. Can you say instant spa?
But the real piece de resistance is the Coral Casino - the adjacent beach and cabana club. It was closed for renovations during our last trip which made Mr. D obsessed with enjoying it this time.
And boy was it specfuckingtacular. This is what $65 million in rennovations looks like, ladies and germs
I've seen opulence in my day but this place takes the cake. Made us feel like country mice.
Just as I was starting to think we didn't belong (I mean we were the only kids under 50 for miles) I noticed something. Something about the awnings and the couches and the coral color scheme looked strangely familiar...
That's when I realized Mr. Diabolina 's shirt (his "candy cane" shirt) matched EVERYTHING.
The loungers and the pillows in the cabanas
Even the plates and the seat cushions
Then we noticed another man wearing a shirt that matched everything TOO!!!
It's like every old white guy got the memo. Amazing!
Emboldened by this discovery we started ducking into parts of the club that were off limits to the likes of us and generally being country mice who THINK they are big city fat cats
Enjoyed cocktails before dinner
Peeped pairs of moneyed lovers stroll on the beach.
Then we headed to one of our favorite restaurants of all time Cava. Seriously if you are ever in Monetcito you HAVE to stop.
Mr. Diabolina and I have recommended it to half a dozen pigs and invariably they all come home RAVING. We would buy stock in it if we could.
Forever 21 dress
The Accessories
Chanel bag and earrings
Chanel bag and earrings
Forever 21 cuff
Sam Edelman sandals
Dior sunglasses
The Grade
A-Dior sunglasses
The Grade
Truth be told I don't gravitate toward black in the summer
When the weather gets warm I instantly think color and lightness.
But a chic black dress is seasonless. Plus it can take you from a casual Friday at work to a two hour car ride to a piggie dinner.
This summer, give black a whirl in breezy maxis or belted minis
Easy daytime separates
Glam evening wear
Just promise me you'll keep the shoes interesting.
I promise I'll keep the toes interesting ;)
7 comments:
Black looks good on your tan. I'm rocking neon magenta on my toes too (fingers also)!
I agree...that black dress looks awesome with your fab tan!
Loved everything....but my fave, that bowl of guacamole. What?! You caught me right before lunch! I only have eyes for food.
What a gorgeous setting - I wanna go!
you lucky girl! hawaii and SB back to back!
you look pretty! the dress + those sandals = perfect. and very jelly of your fab getaways.
This place looks amazing!! Once again I am coveting your life. But just as I was about to get too mopey, I heard Will outside talking to the neighbor toddler about peeing, pooping, and farting. And laughing hysterically.
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