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The Scene
In very exciting lawyer news, Mr. Diabolina is going to second chair his first trial next week. All our friends and family are atwitter. His mom, my mom and I want to go to the courtroom and watch. Maybe bring popcorn. Definitely noisemakers.


Three weeks of looming court dates meant one thing this morning: panicked boy shopping.








It's not super sweet shoe shopping for Diabolina but if Mr. D is shelling out cash at a clothing store, I AM THERE ;)




Picked out four ties and two shirts for an obscene amount of money. Ugh. Made me wonder: Do men get gouged because they never shop or do men never shop because they get gouged? A riddle as old as time...



Headed to campus for homecoming in the afternoon. Ran into Mr. Pope and Mr. NBC but forgot to snap pictures thanks to the green accessory in my hand. Also caught up with a hot chick who revealed she hasn't done much with her journalism degree since we graduated. Well except invent a product in her kitchen that's turned into this global brand- Lip Scrub by Sara Haap. So cool!!! Need more female entrepreneurs around me. Maybe inspire me to get off my duff.





Speaking of inspiring, kick-ass women, I also got to catch up with FancyPants for the first time in forever.





Even the rain couldn't dampen our tailgaiting gabfest.










Though this costumed Trojan and her lower half almost did. Grody.









In the evening, Mr. D and I took my mom out to celebrate her birthday which is tomorrow. YAY!



She requested Lawry's and we happily obliged.









Guess who was there, rolling super incognito three booths over? Paris and Nicky Hilton!! Crazeee, right?


I mean girls like them cannot possibly eat food like this, right??? I mean I weigh more than the two of them combined and I could barely eat half. F.





They were with Nicky's boyfriend who I swear registered recognition when he saw me. They couldn't possibly have seen my salsa monster post from our Poquito Mas encounter right???? Gulp!









The Outfit
Kay Unger dress

The Accessories
Chanel bag, tights, earrings
Marc Jacobs shoes
Garter worn as headpiece
Vintage coat

The Grade
A




The Commentary
Been saving the debut of the two tone Chanel tights for a damn special occasion.


My momma's birthday dinner was perfect. WE MANAGED TO MATCH AGAIN TONIGHT! I swear we don't plan this!!







Adore these tights more than I thought it was possible to love hoisery :) Initially planned to wear them with my platform YSL Mary Janes. But I had visions of falling and tearing the tights like the clumsy ape I am so opted for the more sensible Marcs.

Glad I did. Nicky and her red YSLs would have been pissed. My tights alone garnered the stink eye from her!!! SECOND time my Chanel has offended her. HA! Tonight she was vibing insecure lame chick energy AGAIN. Sad for her. Poor little rich girl.







Paris, on the other hand, was much too preoccupied with her phone to notice what I was wearing. Found this picture of what she had on today. Super caz.



Was pretty disappointed I didn't get to see her all turned out. She is one fierce bitch.







Dug out this LBD for tonight. Knew my mom would heart it. Snagged it resale two years ago for less than $40. Kay Unger must retail for 10 times that.



The rear view isn't the most flattering on my large and in charge back but I like to think the bow makes up for the chunk.







Have been wanting to wear this garter as a head band since I got it with my Madonna beaded bustier back in August. So pretty principessa!



Reminds me of that Mischa.
Which always reminds me of my mister ;)







Here are some of my recent all black inspirations por vous to enjoy




















































p.s. I've been meaning to blog about Maison Martin Margiela's super creepy Spring Show.






And the two tone tights are the perfect excuse because they remind me of this look. Happy Nightmares!